Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Long ago..there was a blogger
His name is Faizal Funky
He was an asshole who does gay stuffs
Like bloggin as an example
One day,he realized dat he is an alien descendant
Well everyone noes tat now
Faizal Funky decided to change his name to Faizal Magik
And that is to keep his identity a secret
Tho he juz said that everyone noes tat now
Ok he may be a lil dumb
But even Dumbo makes it to the cartoon
Faizal Magik has powers like no other
He can make his fingers glow
Move his nose from side to side
Do the eva so powerful banana dance
He is juz too damn powerful
And thus he is feared by species across the universe
One day Faizal Magik is on his way to save the day
To rescue the apple from bein eaten by worms
Suddenly an evil monster jumps out from the bush
He claimed to be Bad Pitt
But with psychotic powers
Faizal Magik noes his name is AhCong
Well actually he's wearing a name tag...
AhCong is tryin to prevent Faizal Magik
From saving the day
AhCong has powers too
He has got a magical asshole
He can dig almost anything he wans out of his ass
Pencils,durians,britney spears and even Iraq
U name it,he got it
But this time he takes out a computer,
Logs on to the internet,
Goes into Faizal Magik's blog
And tags whateva rubbish he can think of
On Faizal Magik's tagboard
Then he laughs and laughs and laughs
Before he suddenly chokes,
Unable to breathe,
And falls dead on the worms
That r on their way to the apple
And so
Once again
Faizal Magik saves the day!!
And remember kids
Unwrap ur sweet before eating
Or u'll choke to death
Juz like evil AhCong with an asshole like no other
Kwang Kwang Kwang~

u kissed my ass @ 8:24 PM